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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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No go.
Still no good.
Just Forget it!
Loons and Moons
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Freaks and Cheeks
Analysis & Anal Cysts
So they tried
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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share office space ...
Minds and Behinds
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Thumbs down again.
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Next, they tried...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Everyone loved it.
Why do I sweat so much after applying moisture or sun screen on my face? I have normal skin.
No, not a chance
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Catatonics & High Colonics
They put up a sign reading
Then came..
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Another attempt resulted in ...
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Unacceptable again!
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No way
Still no good
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